SNAGS! and AJs?

Haha... I was doing my feature story pointers just now (coincidentally, I'm in Feature Writing Class now still)... and I was doing on the topic of "Metrosexuality"

What came into my brain next was pretty hilarious...

What on earth is the link between Sensitive New Age Guys and Metrosexuals?
I notice a certain link between both of them... In fact, SNAGS and Metros are no different, the only difference between them is that the Metrosexuals, have NO sexual connotation to it, and the motive is sparsely different..

What I wrote, as a header was this : SNAGS - Sensitive New Age Gays?

Poor guys... lolz...
It is getting SO DIFFICULT to tell the difference between a straight guy and an AJ nowadays, thanks to the rampent culture-takeover in guys... transforming them from brash, rough and violent beings into sensitive, caring and dreamy individuals...

That difficulty is not constrained to me alone... apparantly, alot of AJs are complaining that their Gaydar (an innate sense in long term AJs to identify AJs) are going haywire....

This goes to show 2 things :
1) There is an explosive rise in the amount of teenage AJs walking the streets of Singapore
2) Something is going horribly wrong with the term Sensitive New Age Guys...

I sincerely hope that it is option number two... Though something in me tells me otherwise...

But ANYWAyz.. Thats beside the point...
What is the definition of Sensitive New Age Guys?

a) Going all wimpy in front of gals?
b) Submitting to every single thing that a gal say?
c) Maxing out your credit card on a romatic candle light dinner?
d) Screaming and hugging the gal next to you when you see a cockroach?

or how about e) none of the above....

Most people would tell me that it is e) none of the above....
But its like undeniable that so many guys are becoming like that..... When I mean guys, I mean straight guys ok? (to all meanie homophatics you can press the red color [X] button at the top right hand side of your screen now)

So... are straight guys becoming gay?

hahaha... According to theory by a survey company in Switzerland, it is presumed that by the end of this century, 50% of the worldwide population of guys WILL be gay...
and the main reason for this? utter confusion.

Sensitive New Age Guys...
What on earth are they?

Ah well.. I'll write another entry on those another day....
Not like I'm exectly qualified myself, but I think I have enough of friends whom I would definately classify them as a qualified SNAG.

I am - so free - in Feature Writing Class...